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My teeth all fell out after I ate some rotten soup and took a bath in the failures of my old self

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腐ったスープを食べて、私の歯が崩壊し、私の古い自己の失敗で風呂に入った

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Eating a rotten soup, my teeth collapsed and I took a bath with my old self's failure

INTO JAPANESE

腐ったスープを食べて、私の歯が崩壊し、私は自分の古い自己の失敗で風呂に入った

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Eating a rotten soup, my teeth collapsed and I took a bath with my old self's failure