YOU SAID:
my thing is wet and big
INTO JAPANESE
私のことは濡れていて大きいです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm wet and big
INTO JAPANESE
私は濡れていて大きい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am wet and big
INTO JAPANESE
私は濡れていて大きい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am wet and big
Come on, you can do better than that.