YOU SAID:
My toddler ate my house and became a hobo
INTO JAPANESE
私の幼児は私の家を食べ、ホーボーになった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My infant ate my house and became a hobo
INTO JAPANESE
私の幼児は私の家を食べ、ホーボーになった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My infant ate my house and became a hobo
That didn't even make that much sense in English.