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My tree only hit the car in self defense!

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私の木は自衛隊で車にぶつかっただけです！

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My tree just hit a car in the SDF!

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私の木はちょうど自衛隊の車に乗った！

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My tree just got a SDF car!

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-たった今 連絡が

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I just got a...

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-たった今 連絡が

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I just got a...