YOU SAID:

My tushie is too soft for that hard tube named bob

INTO JAPANESE

私のtushieはボブというその堅い管のために柔らかすぎる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My tushie is too soft for that hard tube named Bob

INTO JAPANESE

私のtushieはBobという名前のあの堅いチューブには柔らかすぎる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My tushie is too soft for that hard tube named Bob