YOU SAID:
My wet dog ate my cheeseburger.
INTO JAPANESE
濡れた犬がチーズバーガーを食べました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A wet dog ate a cheeseburger.
INTO JAPANESE
濡れた犬がチーズバーガーを食べました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A wet dog ate a cheeseburger.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.