YOU SAID:

My wife tried to do a poopy on me.

INTO JAPANESE

妻は私にうんちをしようとした。

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My wife tried to poop on me.

INTO JAPANESE

妻は私にうんちをつけようとした。

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My wife tried to put poop on me.

INTO JAPANESE

妻は私にうんこをつけようとした。

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My wife tried to poop on me.

INTO JAPANESE

妻は私にうんちをつけようとした。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My wife tried to put poop on me.

INTO JAPANESE

妻は私にうんこをつけようとした。