YOU SAID:
My wife wants a divorce because i eat spaghetti with a spoon
INTO JAPANESE
スプーンでスパゲッティを食べるので、妻は離婚を望んでいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My wife wants a divorce because she eats spaghetti with a spoon
INTO JAPANESE
妻はスプーンでスパゲッティを食べるので、離婚を望んでいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My wife wants a divorce because she eats spaghetti with a spoon
That didn't even make that much sense in English.