YOU SAID:

My wifi is just as bad as my toilet brush. They rented my toilet brush and my wifi cause they thought bad meant very good

INTO JAPANESE

私のwifiは私のトイレのブラシと同じくらい悪いです。彼らは私のトイレのブラシと私のwifiを借りました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My wifi is as bad as my toilet brush. They borrowed my toilet brush and my wifi.

INTO JAPANESE

私のwifiは私のトイレのブラシと同じくらい悪いです。彼らは私のトイレのブラシと私のwifiを借りました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My wifi is as bad as my toilet brush. They borrowed my toilet brush and my wifi.