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Never crack eggs sideways unless you plan to disect someone's toe fungus

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あなたが誰かのつま先の真菌を解剖する予定がない限り、卵を横に割らないでください

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Don't break eggs sideways unless you plan to dissect someone's toe fungus

INTO JAPANESE

誰かのつま先の真菌を解剖する予定がない限り、卵を横に壊さないでください

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Don't break eggs sideways unless you plan to dissect someone's toe fungus