YOU SAID:
never have i ever in my life seen someone as beautiful as you.
INTO JAPANESE
01230: 決して、私は速く走り私の人生!オッファズ樹皮と雨の水を生活 5 日間は中空の木に隠すことができた.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
01214:Never have I ran faster in my life! Managed to hide in a tree hollow for five whole days living offa bark and rain water...
INTO JAPANESE
01230: 決して、私は速く走り私の人生!オッファズ樹皮と雨の水を生活 5 日間は中空の木に隠すことができた.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
01214:Never have I ran faster in my life! Managed to hide in a tree hollow for five whole days living offa bark and rain water...
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
