YOU SAID:

Never thought someone would stab me and then make me a cake

INTO JAPANESE

誰かが私を刺してケーキを作るとは思わなかった

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I didn't expect anyone to stab me and make a cake

INTO JAPANESE

誰かが私を刺してケーキを作るとは思っていませんでした

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I didn't expect anyone to stab me and make a cake