YOU SAID:
Never thought someone would stab me and then make me a cake
INTO JAPANESE
誰かが私を刺してケーキを作るとは思わなかった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I didn't expect anyone to stab me and make a cake
INTO JAPANESE
誰かが私を刺してケーキを作るとは思っていませんでした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I didn't expect anyone to stab me and make a cake
You should move to Japan!