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New Research Shows It Eats Stupid Birds (Like Wi-Fi) From the Right Chin of Republican Horses, Hercules Sniffs Condoms, Sprays Pro-Jet Wine, Spreads Death

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新しい研究によると、共和党の馬の右あごから愚かな鳥（Wi-Fiなど）を食べ、ヘラクレスはコンドームを嗅ぎ、プロジェットワインを吹きかけ、死を広める

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A new study finds that Republican horses eat stupid birds (like Wi-Fi) from their right jaws, Hercules sniffs condoms, squirts projeto wine and spreads death

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新しい研究によると、共和党の馬は右の顎から愚かな鳥（Wi-Fiなど）を食べ、ヘラクレスはコンドームを嗅ぎ、プロジェクトワインを噴射して死を広めることが判明した

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New research finds that Republican horses eat stupid birds (like Wi-Fi) from their right jaws, Hercules sniffs condoms and spreads death by spraying projectile wine

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新しい研究によると、共和党の馬は右顎から愚かな鳥（Wi-Fiなど）を食べ、ヘラクレスはコンドームを嗅ぎ、飛び散るワインを噴射して死を広める

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Republican horses eat stupid birds (like Wi-Fi) from their right jaws, Hercules sniffs condoms and spreads death by spraying wine, according to new research

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新しい研究によると、共和党の馬は右の顎から愚かな鳥（Wi-Fiなど）を食べ、ヘラクレスはコンドームを嗅ぎ、ワインを噴射して死を広める

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Republican horses eat stupid birds (like Wi-Fi) from their right jaws, Hercules sniffs condoms and spreads death by spraying wine, according to new research