YOU SAID:

newt is dead dang it. this doesnt work

INTO JAPANESE

newtは死んでいる。これは動作しません

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newt is dead. This will not work

INTO JAPANESE

鳥は死んでいる。これは動作しません

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The birds are dead. This will not work

INTO JAPANESE

鳥は死んでいる。これは動作しません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The birds are dead. This will not work