YOU SAID:
No one knows where the light switch is.
INTO JAPANESE
電灯のスイッチがどこにあるかは誰にもわかりません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No one knows where the lamp switch is.
INTO JAPANESE
ランプスイッチがどこにあるかは誰にもわかりません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No one knows where the lamp switch is.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.