YOU SAID:
Nobody calls me ugly and lives! Nobody but my wife, that is!
INTO JAPANESE
誰も私を醜いと呼ばず、生きています！私の妻以外は誰もいない！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Nobody calls me ugly, I'm alive! No one but my wife!
INTO JAPANESE
誰も私を醜いと呼ばない、私は生きている！私の妻以外には誰もいない！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Nobody calls me ugly, I'm alive! There is no one but my wife!
INTO JAPANESE
誰も私を醜いと呼ばない、私は生きている！私の妻以外には誰もいない！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Nobody calls me ugly, I'm alive! There is no one but my wife!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
