YOU SAID:
nobody remembers the time you threw up in the elevator
INTO JAPANESE
エレベーターに投げた時間を誰も覚えていない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No one remembers the time thrown into the elevator
INTO JAPANESE
誰もエレベーターに投げられた時間を覚えていない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No one remembers the time thrown in the elevator
INTO JAPANESE
エレベーターで投げられた時間を誰も覚えていない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No one remembers the time thrown in the elevator
That didn't even make that much sense in English.