YOU SAID:

Nobody wants to touch my dong and therefore people must die

INTO JAPANESE

誰も私の洞をタッチしてその人が死ぬ必要があります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Nobody needs to touch my cave and that person die.

INTO JAPANESE

ジンを飲まなきゃダメだ 飲ませろ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I need to be drinking gin, who the fuck are you to touch my gin?

INTO JAPANESE

ジンを飲まなきゃダメだ 飲ませろ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I need to be drinking gin, who the fuck are you to touch my gin?