YOU SAID:
Not even close, BABY!
INTO JAPANESE
近づいてもいない、赤ちゃん!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The baby, not even close!
INTO JAPANESE
赤ちゃん、似ても似つきません!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
似tsukimasenn like a baby, too!
INTO JAPANESE
似tsukimasenn も、赤ちゃんが好き!
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Similar tskimasenn like a baby!
INTO JAPANESE
赤ん坊のような同様の tskimasenn!
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As well as tskimasenn of a baby!
INTO JAPANESE
だけでなく、赤ちゃんの tskimasenn!
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Just not a baby tskimasenn!
INTO JAPANESE
どうしても赤ちゃんの tskimasenn!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It's just baby tskimasenn!
INTO JAPANESE
それはちょうど赤ちゃん tskimasenn!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It's just baby tskimasenn!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.