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Not me, but my karate sensei. He is a wonderful guy, completely bald and had a fairly bushy beard. As an experiment, he shaved HALF his beard off. As in, left side only. It took half a day before anyone, including his wife and kids, noticed.

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私ではなく、空手先生。彼は素晴らしい男で、完全にbげていて、かなりふさふさしたひげを持っていました。実験として、彼はひげを半分削りました。同様に、左側のみ。妻や子供を含む誰もが気づくまでに半日かかりました。

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Not me, Karate-sensei. He was a wonderful man, completely bald, with a pretty bushy beard. As an experiment, he shaved his beard in half. Similarly, only on the left. It took half a day for everyone, including my wife and children, to notice.

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私ではなく、空手先生。彼はすごいふさふさしたあごひげを生やした、完全にbげた素晴らしい男でした。実験として、彼はひげを半分に剃った。同様に、左側のみ。妻と子供を含む全員が気づくのに半日かかりました。

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Not me, Karate-sensei. He was a great man with a huge bushy beard, completely bald. As an experiment, he shaved his beard in half. Similarly, only on the left. It took half a day for everyone, including my wife and children, to notice.

INTO JAPANESE

私ではなく、空手先生。彼は巨大なふさふさしたひげを持ち、完全にbげた偉大な男でした。実験として、彼はひげを半分に剃った。同様に、左側のみ。妻と子供を含む全員が気づくのに半日かかりました。

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Not me, Karate-sensei. He was a great man with a huge bushy beard and completely bald. As an experiment, he shaved his beard in half. Similarly, only on the left. It took half a day for everyone, including my wife and children, to notice.

INTO JAPANESE

私ではなく、空手先生。彼は巨大なふさふさしたひげと完全にaldげた偉大な男でした。実験として、彼はひげを半分に剃った。同様に、左側のみ。妻と子供を含む全員が気づくのに半日かかりました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Not me, Karate-sensei. He was a great man with a huge bushy beard and completely ald. As an experiment, he shaved his beard in half. Similarly, only on the left. It took half a day for everyone, including my wife and children, to notice.

INTO JAPANESE

私ではなく、空手先生。彼は巨大なふさふさしたひげと完全にげた偉大な男でした。実験として、彼はひげを半分に剃った。同様に、左側のみ。妻と子供を含む全員が気づくのに半日かかりました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Not me, Karate-sensei. He was a great man with a huge bushy beard and complete baldness. As an experiment, he shaved his beard in half. Similarly, only on the left. It took half a day for everyone, including my wife and children, to notice.

INTO JAPANESE

私ではなく、空手先生。彼は巨大なふさふさしたひげと完全なaldげた素晴らしい男でした。実験として、彼はひげを半分に剃った。同様に、左側のみ。妻と子供を含む全員が気づくのに半日かかりました。

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Not me, Karate-sensei. He was a wonderful man with a huge bushy beard and a full ald bald. As an experiment, he shaved his beard in half. Similarly, only on the left. It took half a day for everyone, including my wife and children, to notice.

INTO JAPANESE

私ではなく、空手先生。彼は巨大なふさふさしたひげと完全な白頭aldを持つ素晴らしい男でした。実験として、彼はひげを半分に剃った。同様に、左側のみ。妻と子供を含む全員が気づくのに半日かかりました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Not me, Karate-sensei. He was a wonderful man with a huge bushy beard and a full bald ald. As an experiment, he shaved his beard in half. Similarly, only on the left. It took half a day for everyone, including my wife and children, to notice.

INTO JAPANESE

私ではなく、空手先生。彼は巨大なふさふさしたひげと完全なbげたaldを持つ素晴らしい男でした。実験として、彼はひげを半分に剃った。同様に、左側のみ。妻と子供を含む全員が気づくのに半日かかりました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Not me, Karate-sensei. He was a wonderful man with a huge bushy beard and a full bald ald. As an experiment, he shaved his beard in half. Similarly, only on the left. It took half a day for everyone, including my wife and children, to notice.