YOU SAID:
Nothing you can say will convince me not to apprehend this crook.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが言うことは何も私はこの泥棒を逮捕しないことを納得させるでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Nothing you say will convince me that I do not arrest this thief.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが言うことは何も私はこの泥棒を逮捕しないと私に信じさせてくれるでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Nothing you say will make me believe that I will not arrest this thief.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが言うことは何も私はこの泥棒を逮捕しないと私に信じさせるでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Nothing you say will make me believe that I will not arrest this thief.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
