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notices you're buldgey wuldgey uwu whats' this???????

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あなたが膨らんでいるのに気づくと、これは何ですか???????

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When you notice that you are bulging, what is this???????

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あなたが膨らんでいることに気づいたら、これは何ですか???????

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If you notice that it is inflated, what is this???????

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それが膨らんでいることに気づいたら、これは何ですか???????

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If you notice that it is inflated, what is this???????