YOU SAID:

now hang on because hercules wants to talk to you oh god yes god is here too hes gonna talk to you right after captain crunch popeye i need some help here popeye is being killed by christmas critters gets em off of me

INTO JAPANESE

ヘラクレスはあなたに話をしたいので、今はしがみつきますああ、神はここにいるので、キャプテンクランチポパイの直後にあなたに話すつもりです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hercules wants to talk to you, so now clings oh God is here, so I'm going to tell you right after Captain Crunch Popeye.

INTO JAPANESE

ヘラクレスはあなたと話をしたいので、今は神がここにいるので、私はキャプテンクランチポパイの直後にあなたに言うつもりです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hercules wants to talk to you, so now God is here, so I'm going to tell you right after Captain Crunch Popeye.

INTO JAPANESE

ヘラクレスはあなたと話をしたいので、今神がここにいるので、私はキャプテンクランチポパイの直後にあなたに言うつもりです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hercules wants to talk to you, so now God is here, so I'm going to tell you right after Captain Crunch Popeye.