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Now, is my kuso real? Yes, yes it is. Is it scary? Quite scary. It horrifies and ridicules me. Okiedokee! So, are ghosts scary? Ha! Ghosts are scary like my kuso! My kuso is real, IG: Ghosts is real, Amen!

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さて、私のクソは本物ですか？はい、そうです。怖いのか？それは私を恐ろしく、嘲笑します。幽霊って怖いの？ハッ！幽霊は私のクソみたいに怖い！俺のクソは本物だ、IG:ゴーストは本物だ、アーメン！

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Now, is my shit real? Yes, that's right. Are you scared? It scares and ridicules me. Are you afraid of ghosts? Ha! Ghosts are as scary as my shit! My shit is real, IG: The Ghost is real, Amen!

INTO JAPANESE

俺のクソは本物か？はい、そうです。怖いのか？怖くて馬鹿にされる。幽霊が怖いの？幽霊は俺のクソみたいに怖い！幽霊は本物だアーメン！

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Is my shit real? Yes, that's right. Are you scared? I'm scared and fooled. Are you afraid of ghosts? The ghosts are as scary as my shit! The ghost is real, Amen!

INTO JAPANESE

俺のクソは本物か？はい、そうです。怖いのか？幽霊が怖いの？幽霊は私のクソみたいに怖い！幽霊は本物だ、アーメン！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Is my shit real? Yes, that's right. Are you scared? Are you afraid of ghosts? The ghosts are as scary as my shit! The ghost is real, Amen!

INTO JAPANESE

俺のクソは本物か？はい、そうです。幽霊が怖いのか？幽霊は私のクソみたいに怖い！幽霊は本物だ、アーメン！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Is my shit real? Yes, that's right. Are you afraid of ghosts? The ghosts are as scary as my shit! The ghost is real, Amen!

INTO JAPANESE

俺のクソは本物か？はい、そうです。幽霊が怖いの？幽霊は私のクソみたいに怖い！幽霊は本物だ、アーメン！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Is my shit real? Yes, that's right. Are you afraid of ghosts? The ghosts are as scary as my shit! The ghost is real, Amen!