YOU SAID:

o my god salt and poo

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、なんてことだ、塩とうんこ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh my God, salt and poop

INTO JAPANESE

なんと、塩とうんちです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh my God, it's salt and poop

INTO JAPANESE

なんと、それは塩とうんこです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh my God, it's salt and poop