YOU SAID:
Obama's cat has murdered John Cena
INTO JAPANESE
オバマの猫はジョン・シナを殺した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Obama's cat killed John Cena.
INTO JAPANESE
オバマの猫はジョン・シナを殺した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Obama's cat killed John Cena.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.