YOU SAID:

Of course we are not cool you're as bad as Jason I'm trying to resent you for being all perfect and hero-y and whatnot then you go and act like a stand-up guy how am I supposed to hate you if you apologized and promised to help and stuff

INTO JAPANESE

もちろん、私たちはJasonのようにひどいわけではありません。謝罪し、手助けをすることを約束した

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Of course, we are not as awful as Jason. I apologized and promised to help

INTO JAPANESE

もちろん、私たちはJasonほどひどいわけではありません。私は謝罪し、助けることを約束しました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Of course, we are not as awful as Jason. I apologized and promised to help