YOU SAID:

often i stick a cigarette in my peepee and it hurts

INTO JAPANESE

多くの場合、私は私のおしっこにタバコを刺し、それが痛い

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Often I stab a cigarette in my pee and it hurts

INTO JAPANESE

おしっこでたばこを刺すと痛い

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It hurts to stab a cigarette with a pee

INTO JAPANESE

おしっこでタバコを刺すと痛い

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It hurts when you stab a cigarette with a pee

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おしっこでタバコを刺すと痛い

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It hurts when you stab a cigarette with a pee