YOU SAID:
Oh baby don't eat the baby.
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、赤ちゃんは赤ちゃんを食べません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, the baby does not eat baby.
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、赤ちゃんは赤ちゃんを食べません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, the baby does not eat baby.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.