YOU SAID:

Oh dang, a walrus just read my cards, man. We gotta smoosh his origami!

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、セイウチは私のカードを読んだだけだ、男。彼の折り紙をなめらかにしなきゃ！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, the walrus just read my card, man. I have to smooth his origami!

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、セイウチは私のカードを読んだだけだ、男。私は彼の折り紙を滑らかにしなければなりません！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, the walrus just read my card, man. I have to smooth his origami!