YOU SAID:

oh dang dude, my dog just burst into flames

INTO JAPANESE

ああダングっちゃった、私の犬はただ炎に燃える

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh my goddamn, my dog ​​burns in flames

INTO JAPANESE

ああ私のおかしい、私の犬は炎の中で燃える

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh my funny, my dog ​​burns in a flame

INTO JAPANESE

ああ私の面白い、私の犬は炎の中で燃える

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh my funny, my dog ​​burns in the flames

INTO JAPANESE

ああ私の面白い、私の犬は炎の中で燃える

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh my funny, my dog ​​burns in the flames