YOU SAID:

Oh gee whiz I sure do have to take a dump.

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、ああ、きっとダンプを取らなければならない。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, oh, I have to take a dump.

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、ああ、私はダンプを取る必要があります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, oh, I need to take a dump.

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、ああ、ダンプを取る必要があります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, oh, you need to take a dump.

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、ああ、ダンプを取る必要があります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, oh, you need to take a dump.