YOU SAID:

Oh God he's at the door help me

INTO JAPANESE

ああ神が玄関に彼は私を助ける

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Oh God at the door he help me

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、ドアの神彼は私を助ける

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Oh, God of the door, I help him

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、ドアの神は、私は彼を助ける

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Oh, the door God help him I

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、ドアの神は彼を助ける私

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Oh, the door God help him I