YOU SAID:

oh god help i can't locate my belly button

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なんてこった、おへそ見つけられない

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I ca n’t find my navel

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おへそが見つからない

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Can't find navel

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へそが見つかりません

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Navel not found

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へそが見つかりません

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Navel not found