YOU SAID:
Oh god no, that's too squishy for me. Let the goat have it.
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、いいえ、それは私のためにあまりにも不気味です。ヤギにそれがあるようにしなさい。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh god...
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、いいえ、 ...
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh god...
That didn't even make that much sense in English.