YOU SAID:

oh god this is so bad i think i’m going to have to call the coast guard.

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、これはとても悪いです。沿岸警備隊に電話しなければならないと思います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, this is very bad. I think I have to call the Coast Guard.

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、これはとても悪いです。私は沿岸警備隊に電話しなければならないと思います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, this is very bad. I think I have to call the Coast Guard.