YOU SAID:

Oh golly! Seems like old little me has to do you some teaching!

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、とんでもない！年老いた私があなたに教えてあげなければならないようです！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, no way! Looks like I'm old enough to have to tell you!

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、まさか！どうやら私はあなたに言わなければならない年齢になったようです！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, no way! Apparently I'm old enough to have to tell you!

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、まさか！どうやら私はあなたに話さなければならない年齢になったようです！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, no way! Apparently I'm old enough to have to tell you!