YOU SAID:

oh heck oh heck do not come near me, patrons.

INTO JAPANESE

ああ一体ああ一体来ていない私は、常連客の近く。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh heck Oh Heck no I come near the patrons.

INTO JAPANESE

ああ一体ああ一体私なしの近くに来る常連客。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Patrons come oh heck Oh Heck no near me.

INTO JAPANESE

常連たちが、ああ一体ああ一体私の近くにありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Patrons come oh heck Ah heck near me.

INTO JAPANESE

常連たちが、ああ一体ああ一体私の近く。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Patrons come oh heck Ah heck near me.