YOU SAID:
Oh, I have three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、子供が3人いるけどお金がない。なぜ私は子供もいないのにお金が3人もいないのですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I have 3 kids and no money. Why I don't have kids and I don't have three money?
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、子供が3人もいるのにお金がない。なぜ子供もいないし、お金も3つも持っていないのですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I have three kids and no money. Why don't you have kids and three money?
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、子供が3人いるけどお金がない。なぜ子供と3人のお金を持たないのですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I have 3 kids and no money. Why not have kids and 3 money?
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、子供が3人もいるのにお金がない。なぜ子供と3人のお金がいないのですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I have three kids and no money. Why no kids and 3 money?
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、子供が3人いるけどお金がない。なぜ子供がいないのに3人のお金があるのですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I have 3 kids and no money. Why do you have money for 3 people without kids?
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、子供が3人もいるのにお金がない。なぜ子供がいないのに3人分のお金があるのですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I have three kids and no money. Why do you have money for three without children?
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、子供が3人いるけどお金がない。なぜ子供がいないのに3人分のお金があるのですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I have 3 kids and no money. Why do you have money for three if you don't have children?
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、子供が3人もいるのにお金がない。子供がいないのになぜ3人分のお金があるのですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I have three children and no money. Why have money for three if you don't have children?
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、子供が3人いるけどお金がない。子供がいないのになぜ3人分のお金があるのでしょうか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I have 3 kids and no money. If you don't have kids, why have money for three?
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、子供が3人もいるのにお金がない。子供がいないのに、なぜ3人分のお金があるのでしょうか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I have three kids and no money. If you don't have kids, why have money for three?
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、子供が3人いるけどお金がない。子供がいないのに、なぜ3人分のお金があるのでしょうか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I have 3 kids and no money. If you don't have kids, why have money for three?
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、子供が3人もいるのにお金がない。子供がいないのに、なぜ3人分のお金があるのでしょうか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I have three children and no money. If you don't have kids, why have money for three?
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、子供が3人いるけどお金がない。子供がいないのに、なぜ3人分のお金があるのでしょうか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I have 3 kids and no money. If you don't have kids, why have money for three?
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、子供が3人もいるのにお金がない。子供がいないのに、なぜ3人分のお金があるのでしょうか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I have three kids and no money. If you don't have kids, why have money for three?
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、子供が3人いるけどお金がない。子供がいないのに、なぜ3人分のお金があるのでしょうか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I have 3 kids and no money. If you don't have kids, why have money for three?
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、子供が3人もいるのにお金がない。子供がいないのに、なぜ3人分のお金があるのでしょうか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I have three kids and no money. If you don't have kids, why have money for three?
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