YOU SAID:
Oh it was a dream and what's this white stuff on my bed?
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、それは夢だったし、私のベッドの上にこの白いものは何ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, it was a dream and what is this white thing on my bed?
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、それは夢だったし、私のベッドの上にこの白いものは何ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, it was a dream and what is this white thing on my bed?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.