YOU SAID:
Oh, my dear, if only you weren't the ugliest toad this poor soul has ever encountered, perhaps I would have fallen for you!
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私の親愛なる、あなただけがこの貧しい魂が今までに遭遇した最も醜いヒキガエルでなければ、おそらく私はあなたのために落ちていただろう!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, my dear, if only you weren't the ugliest toad this poor soul ever encountered, perhaps I would have fallen for you!
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私の親愛なる、あなただけがこの貧しい魂が今までに遭遇した最も醜いヒキガエルでなければ、おそらく私はあなたのために落ちていただろう!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, my dear, if only you weren't the ugliest toad this poor soul ever encountered, perhaps I would have fallen for you!
You've done this before, haven't you.
