YOU SAID:

Oh my god! Look at that face! If you're feeling suicidal then you've come to the right place.

INTO JAPANESE

何てことだ！その顔を見てください！あなたが自殺していると感じたら、あなたは正しい場所に来ました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh my God! Please look at that face! If you feel that you are committing suicide, you have come to the right place.

INTO JAPANESE

何てことだ！その顔を見てください！あなたが自殺していると感じたら、あなたは正しい場所に来ました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh my God! Please look at that face! If you feel that you are committing suicide, you have come to the right place.