YOU SAID:
Oh my god, someone hasn't done their chores! I'll slap them with my hand open!
INTO JAPANESE
なんてこった、誰かが家事をしていない！手を開いて叩きます！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What a mess, no one is doing the housework! Open your hands and hit!
INTO JAPANESE
なんてめちゃくちゃだ、誰も家事をしていない！手を開いて叩いてください！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What a mess, no one is doing the housework! Open your hands and hit!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
