YOU SAID:

Oh my God that man is about to choke on an ostrich egg!

INTO JAPANESE

なんてことだ、あの男はダチョウの卵で窒息しそうになっている！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh my God, that man is about to choke on an ostrich egg!

INTO JAPANESE

なんと、あの男はダチョウの卵で窒息しそうになっているのです！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh my God, that man is about to choke on an ostrich egg!