YOU SAID:
Oh my God this thing is sick man
INTO JAPANESE
なんてこった、これは病人だ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What a mess, this is a sick person
INTO JAPANESE
なんてめちゃくちゃ、これは病気の人です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What a mess, this is a sick person
That didn't even make that much sense in English.