YOU SAID:

oh my goodness gracious she is probably on cocaine i think she is yes miss

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ああ私の優しさは彼女が多分コカインであることを嬉しく思います

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Oh my gentleness is pleased that she is probably cocaine

INTO JAPANESE

ああ私の優しさは彼女がおそらくコカインであることを嬉しく思います

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Oh my kindness is pleased that she is probably cocaine

INTO JAPANESE

ああ私の優しさは彼女がおそらくコカインであることを嬉しく思います

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh my kindness is pleased that she is probably cocaine