YOU SAID:

Oh my goodness, that is the funniest thing I have ever heard! Not.

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、それは私が今まで聞いたことがあるおかしなことです！違います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, that's the funny thing I've ever heard! wrong.

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、それは私が今まで聞いたことがある面白いことです！違う。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, that's an interesting thing I have ever heard! Wrong.

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、それは私が今まで聞いたことがある面白いことです！違う。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, that's an interesting thing I have ever heard! Wrong.