YOU SAID:
Oh my goodness, that is the funniest thing I have ever heard! Not.
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、それは私が今まで聞いたことがあるおかしなことです!違います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, that's the funny thing I've ever heard! wrong.
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、それは私が今まで聞いたことがある面白いことです!違う。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, that's an interesting thing I have ever heard! Wrong.
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、それは私が今まで聞いたことがある面白いことです!違う。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, that's an interesting thing I have ever heard! Wrong.
You should move to Japan!