YOU SAID:
Oh no, my can of beans won't open!
INTO JAPANESE
ああいや、豆の私のことを開くことができません!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh yes, open the can of beans I cannot!
INTO JAPANESE
ああそうだ、私はできません豆の缶詰を開く!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh yeah, I can't open a can of beans!
INTO JAPANESE
ああはい、私は豆の缶詰を開くことができません!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh yes, I cannot open the can of beans!
INTO JAPANESE
ああはい、私は豆の缶詰を開くことができません!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh yes, I cannot open the can of beans!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
