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oh no my dogs got outside and a are a eating a the a neighbor's chickens. now they're coming for the mail man stereotypically find and are tearing up the white house

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、私の犬は外に出て、隣人の鶏を食べています。今彼らは定型的に見つけてホワイトハウスを引き裂く郵便配達人のために来ています

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Oh my dog is out and eating a neighbor's chicken. Now they are coming for a postman who routinely finds and tears the White House

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、私の犬は外で隣人の鶏を食べています今、彼らは定期的にホワイトハウスを見つけて引き裂く郵便配達員のために来ています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh my dog is eating a neighbor's chicken outside Now they are coming for a postman who regularly finds and tears the White House

INTO JAPANESE

ああ私の犬は近所の鶏を外で食べています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh my dog is eating chicken nearby

INTO JAPANESE

ああ私の犬は近くの鶏を食べています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh my dog is eating nearby chicken

INTO JAPANESE

ああ私の犬は近くの鶏を食べています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh my dog is eating nearby chicken