YOU SAID:
Oh no the chickens are trying to eat me while I was trying to eat the chickens.
INTO JAPANESE
ああ鶏は、鶏を食べるしようとしていた間、私を食べるしようとしているはないです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh chicken eating chicken was trying, I eat is trying is not.
INTO JAPANESE
ああチキンはチキンを食べていた、私は食べているのは食べていない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh chicken was eating chicken, I do not eat what I eat.
INTO JAPANESE
ああチキンは鶏を食べていた、私は私が食べるものを食べていない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh chicken was eating chicken, I have not eaten what I eat.
INTO JAPANESE
ああチキンはチキンを食べていた、私は私が食べたものを食べていない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh chicken was eating chicken, I have not eaten what I ate.
INTO JAPANESE
ああチキンはチキンを食べていた、私は私が食べたものを食べていない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh chicken was eating chicken, I have not eaten what I ate.
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